Michael: Hey everyone! So today, me and Grandpa are going to Devil’s Lake.
AGP: DEVIL’S LAKE?!?! WE’RE SEEING THE DEVIL?!?!
Michael: No! But we’re gonna go there and have some father/son time because he’s been shit lately, and he needs to have one good moment in this trip!
AGP: Which will not happen, especially since we’re seeing the fucking devil! And that’s not a good way to start off 2011!
Michael: Chill your paranoid ass out, and let’s have fun for once!
At Devil’s Lake...
AGP: Look at all of that fucking snow! The snowstorm has been shit all across the state!
Michael: Well we will snowshoe.
AGP: What the fuck is a snowshoe?
Michael: A snowshoe is footwear for walking over snow. Snowshoes work by distributing the weight of the person over a larger area so that the person's foot does not sink completely into the snow, a quality called "flotation". Snowshoeing is a form of hiking. Traditional snowshoes have a hardwood frame with rawhide lacings.
AGP: That sounds even worse! Let’s just go home!
Michael: No! I will rent them and we will snowshoe across the lake.
AGP: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!?! WHAT IF YOUR FATASS FALLS ON THIN ICE?!?!
Michael: That won’t happen!
They rent snowshoes and go across the lake
Michael: This is amazing!
AGP: Hold on one second...
Michael: What the hell is that?
AGP: I got 6 hours of the Weather Channel. It’s good shit, man!
Suddenly, Michael falls on thin ice
AGP: MICHAEL NO!!!
Michael: GO GET HELP!!!
AGP: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!?!
The devil appears
Devil: I’m the son of Satan!
AGP: LOOK AT YOUR BABY ASS!!!
Michael: I’M DYING!!! GO GET HELP!!!
Devil: It’s okay! I’ll help you!
The devil freezes Michael
AGP: MICHAEL NO!!!
Devil: Now time to freeze you!
AGP: NOT SO FAST!!!
AGP throws a Laserdisc at the devil
Devil: Are you serious? I’m not Singe the Dragon!
AGP throws holy water at the devil
Devil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! I’M DDDDDYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyiiiinng........ Dies
AGP: God damn! But what about Michael?
Michael is seen unfreezing
The two embrace in a hug, with both of them crying
Michael: Crying I thought I was gonna die...
AGP: Crying Me too...
Suddenly, a crowd cheers
AGP: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!
Mayor: We have been terrorized for years by Satan’s son! But now that he’s dead, Devil’s Lake is now Angel’s Lake!
AGP: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! COME ON, MIKE!!! WE’RE LEAVING!!!