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Michael: Hey everyone! So today, me and Grandpa are going to Devil’s Lake.

AGP: DEVIL’S LAKE?!?! WE’RE SEEING THE DEVIL?!?!

Michael: No! But we’re gonna go there and have some father/son time because he’s been shit lately, and he needs to have one good moment in this trip!

AGP: Which will not happen, especially since we’re seeing the fucking devil! And that’s not a good way to start off 2011!

Michael: Chill your paranoid ass out, and let’s have fun for once!

At Devil’s Lake...

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AGP: Look at all of that fucking snow! The snowstorm has been shit all across the state!

Michael: Well we will snowshoe.

AGP: What the fuck is a snowshoe?

Michael: A snowshoe is footwear for walking over snow. Snowshoes work by distributing the weight of the person over a larger area so that the person's foot does not sink completely into the snow, a quality called "flotation". Snowshoeing is a form of hiking. Traditional snowshoes have a hardwood frame with rawhide lacings.

AGP: That sounds even worse! Let’s just go home!

Michael: No! I will rent them and we will snowshoe across the lake.

AGP: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!?! WHAT IF YOUR FATASS FALLS ON THIN ICE?!?!

Michael: That won’t happen!

They rent snowshoes and go across the lake

Michael: This is amazing!

AGP: Hold on one second...

AGP plays a 1994 Weather Channel broadcast

Michael: What the hell is that?

AGP: I got 6 hours of the Weather Channel. It’s good shit, man!

Suddenly, Michael falls on thin ice

Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

AGP: MICHAEL NO!!!

Michael: GO GET HELP!!!

AGP: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!?!

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The devil appears

Devil: I’m the son of Satan!

AGP: LOOK AT YOUR BABY ASS!!!

Michael: I’M DYING!!! GO GET HELP!!!

Devil: It’s okay! I’ll help you!

The devil freezes Michael

AGP: MICHAEL NO!!!

Devil: Now time to freeze you!

AGP: NOT SO FAST!!!

AGP throws a Laserdisc at the devil

Devil: Are you serious? I’m not Singe the Dragon!

AGP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

AGP throws holy water at the devil

Devil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! I’M DDDDDYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyiiiinng........ Dies

AGP: God damn! But what about Michael?

Michael is seen unfreezing

Michael: d-dad?

AGP: SON!!!

The two embrace in a hug, with both of them crying

Michael: Crying I thought I was gonna die...

AGP: Crying Me too...

Suddenly, a crowd cheers

Michael: What?

AGP: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!

Mayor: We have been terrorized for years by Satan’s son! But now that he’s dead, Devil’s Lake is now Angel’s Lake!

AGP: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! COME ON, MIKE!!! WE’RE LEAVING!!!

Michael: Okay...

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